wait wait wait wait... I'M the princess and I do what I want!
Oh, geez.... this is awkward...
See, we kinda dethroned you in your absence and absolved your sovereignity. I've been meaning to tell you but, nnnnn, life happened. There was problem getting in touch with your publicist, and we had the Goat incident to clean up. I'm sure I left you a message somewhere, check your work mail?
But, let bypasts be bypasts... Oh, and if you could clean out your desk by the end of tomorrow, that'd be -great-.