Hello, I am Ameliorator Pezz, CEO, founder, and cofounder of Pezz Industries. We here at Pezz Industries value our customers above all else. That’s word-for-word what it says in the script our Public Relations department has given me to say. And I stand by it.
Except that what I value most is improving things. And that’s the mission statement of Pezz Industries: “Making things better whether you like it or not!”
Except I just noticed that the script says: “Don’t say the ‘whether you like it or not’ thing!” No matter, I didn’t hire the Public Relations department to tell me what to say, I hired them to deal with the fallout of what I say, so there! However, because of the sheer number of customer support tickets that have been filed in regards to our huge catalogue of ground-breaking products, and since many of them are simply complaining about features the customers were unaware of, my Public Relations department has suggested that I personally answer some of these questions and complaints so that I can, as the script says, “Show them that we take responsibility for our products.”
You can find a catalog of just some of our most popular products here:
If you have any questions or concerns about the product, find that it is malfunctioning in some way, or have discovered a feature that our Posthumous Research Department has not, please let us know below.
Thanks for choosing Pezz Industries,
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